RIP to the people who actually do find out they’re pregnant on April 1st
mom: how r u doing in school??
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
doin a group project like
do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.
i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends
Cute little pikachu
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me